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Wanted-Middle School Teacher Who Speaks Meme and Acronym

Take your grammar and shove it

— Daily Image 2011 — April 13” by Rochelle Hartman is licensed under CC BY 2.0

Wanted. Middle school teacher who ain’t hung up on grammar. Don’t apply if one of your favorite books is Eats Shoots and Leaves. Don’t apply if you fancy yourself ‘a grammarian.’ Don’t apply if you vomit when you see typos in The New York Times.

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