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Nov 6, 2019

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Warning to all Writers, Especially NaNoWriMo-ers

Danger lurks, ready to pounce

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Writer’s beware. Especially those of you doing that NaNoWriMo thing.

A dangerous affliction lurks in the corners trying to snatch you away from the page. Ready to suck you dry before you get to chapter three of your magnum opus. And it claims innocence. Oh, do beware.

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