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LONDON CALLING COLLECT

We, the Royal Family, Will Support Ourselves Through Corporate Sponsorship And Online Influencing

A message to the British nation from King Krispy Kreme I

Beloved subjects;

As your new King, I wish to address the nation and say that while this is a time of sadness, it is…

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Patrick Metzger

Patrick Metzger

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Dilettante, smartass, apocalypticist. ***See “Lists” for stories by genre.***