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Welcome to 60. It’s the New 70!

Fixed income, memory loss, what’s not to love?

Photo by Myriam Zilles on Unsplash

Happy birthday girlfriend, and welcome to the club!

I know you’re not particularly excited about membership, but trust me, it has its merits.

For starters, there’s–



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