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We’re Going to Make It As Hard As Possible to Cancel Your Newspaper Subscription

Don’t you want to take advantage of our reduced price offer?

Photo by Ludovica Dri on Unsplash

So, you want to cancel your newspaper subscription.

What the hell is wrong with you? Why don’t you want to support journalism and your local, struggling newspaper?

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