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HUMOR | VALENTINE’S DAY

We’re Stuck In This House Together So Please Be My Valentine

I’m literally your only option

This could be us. Photo by Jonathan Borba on Unsplash

Dear quarantine buddy,

We’ve been stuck in this house together for almost an entire year, and I must declare now that I’ve always had a thing for you. The time we’ve spent together has been magical, and I’m slipping this…

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