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We’re The Pampered Chef Tools You Bought 5 Years Ago But Never Used

And Tick Tock, It’s Quarantine Cooking Time!

Remember that Pampered Chef party your neighbor dragged you to on the promise there would be free wine? Yeah, Sucker, you got drunk and ordered $400 worth of kitchen gadgets even though you don’t cook.

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Marcia Kester Doyle

Marcia Kester Doyle

Marcia Kester Doyle is the author of the humor book, “Who Stole My Spandex? Life In The Hot Flash Lane” and a blogger at “Menopausal Mother”

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