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Ugh! Had to do a second photo to get a preview pic. Can’t this be automated? Photo by isco on Unsplash

So I missed the deadline for the MWC LAZY contest. Deadline, shmeadline.

Also, I’m supposed to put a storyboard link thingie here for the contest. Yes, some twenty-something Product…




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MuddyUm co-editor. Top writer in Humor and Satire per some esoteric algorithm designed by Medium alchemists. Also yoga, rowing, reading, hanging with my golden.

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