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When Amazon Bans My Husband, He Is Not Using My Account

Amazon makes things too easy

Photo by John Schaidler on Unsplash

Amazon is going to ban my husband, and that’s why I need him to stay away from my Amazon Prime account. He will get me banned, too.

As soon as he said, “The hardhat I ordered sits on top of my head like a beanie cap,” I knew what was coming.

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Bebe Nicholson

Bebe Nicholson

Writer, editor, publisher, journalist, author, columnist, believer in enjoying my journey and helping other people enjoy theirs. bknicholson@att.net