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Stop Having Sex with Your Pets

The New Pet Tinder, DANDER

Image by Author and Dander App CEO

I’m gathering information to set up my new dating app for pet people looking for their soulmates. It’s called Dander.

My Tinder, Hinge, Bumble, Zoosk, League, and OkCupid friends told me the important thing about dating apps is they’re all different. You have to be honest about what…

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Amy Sea

Amy Sea

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.