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When My Cat Licks Me, I’m Certain the Last Thing He Licked Was His Balls

When you see your cat smiling, he’s up to something

Image by Anja🤗#helpinghands #solidarity#stays healthy🙏 from Pixabay

“In a cat eyes, all things belong to a cat” — Unknown

There are things that my cat, Dark, does that I know he gets a secret pleasure out of doing to me. Dark will solemnly watch me unbraid my hair…




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Toni Crowe

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