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MEDALING WITH DRUGS

When Olympians Are on Drugs, We All Look Better

Lutz do drugs

Photo by RODNAE Productions from Pexels adapted by Canva. Olympians smoking drugs that will enable them to medal.

Okay, first of all. Did the Olympic committee say teen figure skating sensation Kamila Valieva tested positive for the angina drug? I’m sorry, but that sounds a little too much like vagina drug to me. We all know having a vagina is problematic when you’re trying to get ahead in life.

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