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When You Find Yourself on a Road Trip Seated Next to the Breath of Doom, Death, and Destruction

Can I offer you a breath mint?

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Road trips — they’re boring at the best of times and painful at their worst. I’m not generally a fan but it’s cheaper than flying and that’s how I found myself on a road trip with the breath of…




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