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PROCRASTINATION STATION

When You Give a Writer a Blank Page

You can predict how her day will turn out

Photo by Ashley West Edwards on Unsplash

When you give a writer a blank page,

She’s gonna want a coffee to go with it.

When she goes to get her coffee,

She will dig around the cupboard for some sugar.

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Bootleg Humor Since 1720

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Kristine Laco

Kristine Laco

My middle finger is my favorite. Hoarding TP since 2014. Well-Rested Bitch. Lady Boner Legend. Top writer Satire & Humor. Don’t follow if Laco-intolerant.

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