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When Your Cat Is Having a Bad Day

The cat came back from the new veterinarian, pooed on my Asian rug, vomited on my Santa rug, then vanished

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A cat has absolute emotional honesty: human beings, for one reason or another, may hide their feelings, but a cat does not. — Ernest Hemingway

My Cat’s Vet Retired

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Toni Crowe

Toni Crowe

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Sarcastic escaped executive. Best-selling author of six books. Writes whatever she wants. Engineer. Owner: No Air. Editor, MuddyUm.