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The Sound of Silence

Where Do Unfarted Farts Go?

The answer is blowin’ in the wind

Photo by Kristina Flour on Unsplash

Not long ago Carol Lennox reawakened my brain to a curious claim, one I had not thought of in decades.

Women don’t fart.

I’ll have to scroll pretty far down my Medium notifications to find her response. Sorry, can’t find it now. The Cosmic…

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