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Where Do Unfarted Farts Go?

The answer is blowin’ in the wind

Photo by Kristina Flour on Unsplash

Not long ago Carol Lennox reawakened my brain to a curious claim, one I had not thought of in decades.

Women don’t fart.

I’ll have to scroll pretty far down my Medium notifications to find her response. Sorry, can’t find it now. The Cosmic…




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