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MY FIRST CRUSH

Wherefore Art Thou, Mindy Kozinski?

The true story of Romeo and Juliet, kind of

Photo by b0red on Pixabay

My relationships with women were imperiled at a young age because Mindy Kozinski broke my heart in fourth grade.

I'm now sixty-six, but I can still remember the pain of my first love interest.

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