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A boring food story

Where’s the Bacon, Motherfucker?

This is what happens when someone brings you the wrong sandwich

Photo by Pascal Debrunner on Unsplash

It was Sunday, and having walked into town past the church, I went into my favourite café, and ordered a bacon sandwich.

Ten minutes later it arrived along with a coffee that was cold. My usual waitress replaced by a…

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