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White House Takeover Leaves Both Parties Reeling

The press makes a surprising announcement

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In an unexpected turn of events, the Press has announced that neither Joe Biden nor Donald Trump will be the next president.

“We, the Press, have decided it’s time we took over,” said an anonymous source who called himself Deep Esophagus. “We now have…