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Who Is Elon Musk? So Tired of Getting His Mail

I’m trying to live a normal life here, guys

Elon — Image by Tumisu, please consider ☕ Thank you! 🤗 from Pixabay; muskoxen — Image by David Mark from Pixabay

My name is legion. Well, no, it’s really Elo N. Musky.

I now live in the Alaska Bush with poor internet, but people hounded me online until I cleverly changed my email address to yksumNole@q.com.

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