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Who Will Save the Salmon?

Without Brothers Brook and its Crew, what will the lobster-legged do?

Photo by jesse orrico on Unsplash

With recent bankruptcies of some high profile collegiate clothing stores, a serious question must be asked: Where will the preppy get their salmon pants now?

These stalwart salmon suppliers will not be named here, as they surely have among…

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