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New Year 2021

Who’s your Dolphin? What’s Your Porpoise?

Everyone needs a porpoise for their lives!

Photo by May Manzur on Unsplash

It’s that time of year again.

That time when folks are busy writing New Year’s resolutions, setting goals and intentions, fighting over which is more better-setting goals or setting intentions, and planning 2021.




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Marilyn Flower

Marilyn Flower

Writer, sacred fool, improviser, avid reader, novel forthcoming, soul collage facilitator, prayer warrior and did I say writer?

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