SATIRE I SELF
Why Do I Suck?
The lows and highs of self-deprecation
There are short periods in my life when I think I don’t suck. They feel like when Peter Parker puts on the Spider-Man suit. I’m not that cool, but I have Parker’s confidence, at least. One of those periods has just ended, and since last Wednesday, I know for a fact that I suck. Why? My Spidey-sense tells me to. Although, I…