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CHICAGO AIN’T THE EAST COAST

Do You Weep When You Eat?

Can you milk a lobster?

Art adapted by author on Canva

Are lobster rolls any good? I ask you, reader. Someone in Maine just slammed down their lobster roll and hmphed at my question. They didn’t even know they could hmph.

Hmphings for old people named Beatrice or Archie! They yelled at the person sitting next to them at the lobster bar…

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Amy Sea

Amy Sea

100 X Top Writer, Editor— MuddyUm Editor, Breast Stories Editor-in-Chief — Comedian, Satirist, Humorist, Top Writer. Publisher of Breast Stories.