CHICAGO AIN’T THE EAST COAST
Do You Weep When You Eat?
Can you milk a lobster?
Are lobster rolls any good? I ask you, reader. Someone in Maine just slammed down their lobster roll and hmphed at my question. They didn’t even know they could hmph.
Hmphings for old people named Beatrice or Archie! They yelled at the person sitting next to them at the lobster bar…