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Why I Often Kick My Husband Out of Bed

And continue on with my day

Photo by Ashley Jurius on Unsplash

I’ve kicked my husband out of bed several times in the last few years.

I’m not referring to making him sleep in the other room or on the couch because of some disagreement.

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Janie Emaus

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