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Why I’m Leaving You Guys to Date Sasquatch

It’s not goodbye, it’s more like ‘see ya later’

I mean, what’s not to love? Photo by Ray Shrewsberry/Pixabay

When you meet a giant, mythical, hairy monster, you’re forced to re-examine your life.

I never thought I’d fall in love with a smelly, mountain-dwelling freak who may or may not kill people. But Sasquatch looked into my…



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