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THE BUTT OF JOKES

Why I’m Speaking Out: The ‘Seat Geek’ Butt in His Own Vulnerable Words

I’m tired of being objectified

A butt in pain. Pixabay

Stop pretending like you don’t know who I am — you see me every day. Seat Geek, an event ticket hub, features me in all of their TV commercials. I know you’ve pointed and laughed at my flat nature.

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Sarah Paris

Sarah Paris

Author of Signs My Toddler Has a Drinking Problem (humor collection).Freelance writer of all things. Fiction is my heartbeat. Believer. Adventurer. Semi- funny.