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Why I’m Thankful Hanukkah Is After Thanksgiving

If only by a fraction!

Photo by Dulcey Lima on Unsplash

Several years ago, Hanukkah came before Thanksgiving! That was too much for my body and brain to handle.

I was still eating Halloween candy and suddenly it was Hanukkah.

I’ve been alive for over a half century and that was the first time we lit the menorah…

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Janie Emaus

Janie Emaus

Janie Emaus is an author/blogger. ON SALE NOW! Latkes for Santa Claus. https://www.amazon.com/Latkes-Santa-Claus-Janie-Emaus/dp/1510759883/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?

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