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Why I’m ‘Thumb’s Down’ on the ‘Thumb’s Up’ Emoji

And I hate the ‘love’ emoji too

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Imagine this scenario.

You’ve cooked me a fabulous meal. Hours of shopping and prep time have gone into it. My favorite foods, prepared just so, served with a flourish. The table has been laid with care. Dessert was to die for. AND, you cleaned up. I just sat…

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Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

Michael Burg, MD (Satire Sommelier)

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