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THE CORPSE FLOATED AWAY

Why Is Everyone Drinking So Much Water?

You’re not that thirsty

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I was under the misconception that if I ever drank too much water, I’d know. I believed if I overwatered myself, it would start to squirt out of my orifices. It never did. I just got really really soggy and I squished when I walked.

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Amy Sea

Amy Sea

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