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Why Should I Give a Rat’s Ass About Loving All Creatures?

This is not a diatribe against tree huggers

Image by Mohamed Hassan on Pixabay

It’s the buggers who invade my home without permission that rile me.

Yes, each of us has to eat and find a place to sleep but can you please do it elsewhere.

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Caroline de Braganza

Caroline de Braganza

Wise Older Woman (WOW). Poetry, essays, humor. Passion for mental health, social justice, politics, culture, the world. Incorruptible and proud South African!

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