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Why Were The Police Unable to Arrest Thomas?

A closer look at the strategic failure by the American police force

The Justice Department and the FBI are still investigating why exactly authorities were unable to arrest Thomas and his gang in March’s smash-and-grab-robbery, despite the rooster planning the robbery publicly and posting valuable…

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Someone Who is Not an Expert

Not an Expert. Occasionally publishes articles under the alias “Someone Who Has No Idea What They’re Talking About”. Enjoys tea, is terrified of cats.