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Wild Parties

If you thought last night was wild, you should get out more

James Hammond

They found him there the next morning, passed out cold. It was clear what had happened, as the evidence lay strewn all about him on the front lawn of the Baker Lake Resort. So when Lisa Broxson, bookkeeper for the Baker Lake, Washington resort arrived in the morning for work, she…




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David Todd McCarty

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