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Woman Feels Good About Herself by Eating Only Part of Cookie

Then comes back for the rest 6 minutes later

Photo by freestocks.org from Pexels

Over the holidays, Martha Kutz was seen halving her cookie. For those unaware, halving is a new term to describe a common phenomenon among women at parties where they’ll break off a piece of a cookie or other sweet and feel good about their…

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Max Klein

Max Klein

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