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Woman Gives Birth to a Bob-omb

‘I thought she was a real baby until she turned 2!’

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Live-on-the-scene reporter Nosey McNoserson was the first to interview the distraught mother about her experience.

Arriving at the house, the reporter stated, he was surprised to find the scene incredibly chaotic. “Clothing was everywhere —…




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