Published in

MuddyUm

Dec 26, 2021

6 min read

The best sports article ever!

Won’t You Join My Hyper Bowling Team?

We’re only the best on the planet!

Photo by Cleyton Ewerton on Unsplash

Not to boast or anything, but me and the SuperSonic Bee-in-Your-Bonnet Hyper Bowlers are by far and away–-mostly away–-the very best–-heads and tails above all the rest–-gosh darn team on the planet and possibly the galaxy for that matter.

--

More from MuddyUm

Bootleg Humor Since 1720. The premier place for, and fastest growing humor publication on Medium. Experience the MuddyUm difference. We support all types of humor and comedy writing and illustrations. We publish fast. We edit well. Run by a ship full of Pastafarian Pirates.

Read more from MuddyUm

Recommended from Medium

Pretheesh Presannan

in

Stupid Poetry

Types Of Biscuit Eaters

Laina Stanford

in

The Haven

Taxes & Death

Nacole

in

Raising Jordan

Me vs Three

Trending Us

Top 10 Halloween Costumes Everyone Will Be Wearing

Pretheesh Presannan

in

The Brain is a Noodle

Plain Or Masala

Nicholas Butler

Buy yourself an Outstanding High qualityMattress https://t.co/Djknln03fT

Cam Martin

in

Slackjaw

Advice from Daily Train Commuters around the Holidays

Lee Wilson

And there is a picture of a rabbit…

About Help Terms Privacy

Get the Medium app

Marilyn Flower

Marilyn Flower

Writer, sacred fool, improviser, avid reader, novel forthcoming, soul collage facilitator, prayer warrior and did I say writer? https://linktr.ee/marilynflower

More from Medium

Marilyn Flower

in

MuddyUm

Nobody Hearts Me, Everybody Hates Me, I’m Gonna Eat Some Worms

a pile of pastel sugar coated gummy type worms

Catherine Dunn

in

Family Matters

Living with Children with Diversibilities

Mary McGrath

in

Blue Insights

Poetic License

Christina Marie Ward

in

Petness

What Is HGE in Dogs and Is Your Dog at Risk?

Help
Status
Writers
Blog
Careers
Privacy
Terms
About
Knowable