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Word Opposites We’re Wanting

Quit Horsing Around!

Photo by Magdalena Smolnicka on Unsplash

Where’s “gruntled” to balance “disgruntled” along the happiness spectrum?

Dissatisfied and satisfied are at opposite ends of the contentedness continuum.

Furled and unfurled fits for flags.

Happy and unhappy experiences, we yelp about them all the time.




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