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Apr 17, 2021

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Write for Bananas

Achieving your full potential

Photo by Dainis Graveris on Unsplash

Ever considered writing for bananas and not money?

Tick-Tock and you realize that the writer’s Glock is pointing you. Or was it the Writer’s block? Yeah, that one.

Bananas are the most majestic thing that a writer could possibly want to write for. I am still shocked that in 2021 someone would write…

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