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Write for Bananas

Achieving your full potential

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Ever considered writing for bananas and not money?

Tick-Tock and you realize that the writer’s Glock is pointing you. Or was it the Writer’s block? Yeah, that one.

Bananas are the most majestic thing that a writer could possibly want to write for. I am still shocked that in 2021 someone would write…

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Mwanikii

Writer. Techie. History buff. If it changes the world I’m on its case. Open for gigs… freddynjagi@gmail.com! Published by the Writing Cooperative.

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