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Yesterday, I Broke the Stock Market

I ordered too much cheap sh*t on Amazon

It’s a bear market and I’m probably the reason why. Photo by Zdeněk Macháček on Unsplash

Stocks are invisible, virtual dollar bills we horde so we can call ourselves stockholders.

Duh, right? What a lot of folks don’t know, however, is most stockholders are not geniuses. They are regular schlubs who are hoping for a 7% annual return.



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