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You Are Not Fine Just The Way You Are

It’s high time someone leveled with you

Michael Douglas in Falling Down.

Undoubtedly it was cute when you were six — the precociousness, the narcissism, the hair, the dimples and that annoying giggle — but you’re 32 years old and it’s high time someone told you the truth. You are not fine just the way you are. In fact, now that we’re being brutally honest here, you’re…

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David Todd McCarty

David Todd McCarty

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