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You Can’t Venmo Hanukkah Gelt

At least not the chocolate kind

Photo by Mathieu Stern on Unsplash

Imagine that you are a ninety-six-year-old great-grandmother. You grew up with black and white TV, silent films and penny candy.

Yes, you could really buy something for one cent. Back in those days you handed the clerk your coin in exchange for your purchase.

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Janie Emaus

Janie Emaus

Janie Emaus is an author/blogger. ON SALE NOW! Latkes for Santa Claus. https://www.amazon.com/Latkes-Santa-Claus-Janie-Emaus/dp/1510759883/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0?

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