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Public service announcement for people who don’t give a damn

You Didn’t Return Your Shopping Cart and You Will Be Punished

There are nine circles of Hell, but you get five

Photo by Mizzu Cho from Pexels

Is it that hard? Really? You’ve pushed the cart to your car and put the bags in the trunk or backseat. There’s just one more step. To bring it back to the…

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Betsy Denson

Betsy Denson

Medium Top Writer (x7). Freelancer for hire. Always looking for the interesting. www.betsydenson.com. Twitter: @BetsyDenson Facebook: @BetsyDensonWriter

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