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Too Far

You Know You Have Gone Too Far When Your Face Is on the Lobster Bib

The madness is contagious

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“One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.”
Virginia Woolf, A Room of One’s Own

We went to visit my friend Mary in Maine during the lobster season. When we lived in Connecticut, this was a yearly outing. Since…




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Toni Crowe

Toni Crowe

Sarcastic escaped executive. Best-selling author. Writes whatever she wants. Twitter @crowe_toni

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