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How to win the war of insults

Photo by Reno Laithienne on Unsplash

How many times has this happened to you? You’re engaged in a heated discussion when all of a sudden your opponent hits you with a devastating piece of witty sarcasm. You sputter helplessly and come out with some lame reply like: “Yeah? Well, so’s your old man!” As your opponent walks away victorious, you dissolve in…

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David Martin

David Martin

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