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Calculating Captions

Calculating Captions

The science of a funny gag line
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David Milgrim
Man Claims He Was Dressed as Mr. Mistoffelees from Cats, Not Antifa

Man Claims He Was Dressed as Mr. Mistoffelees from Cats, Not Antifa

Says he only sings in the key of ‘fa’
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Gwen Summers
Just Perfect: Brown Tree Snakes Keep Getting Smarter

Just Perfect: Brown Tree Snakes Keep Getting Smarter

“Tired of these mf’n snakes,” - a Micronesian Starling, probably
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Julis Rei
Trying hard to understand the minds of the Always-Trumpers.

Trying hard to understand the minds of the Always-Trumpers.

Could disgust and anger provide some common ground?
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David Milgrim
A Holiday Worth Celebrating

A Holiday Worth Celebrating

It’s National Popcorn Day, and boy do we need it
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Jill Ebstein
Peering Through Curtains

Peering Through Curtains

an idler’s tale
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John King
The Political Pulse

The Political Pulse

In a world of fake news, we bring you The Real Dirt
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Rachael Ann Sand
Come Say That to My Face — Mask

Come Say That to My Face — Mask

Why I’ll keep wearing a mask when the pandemic is over
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Dorothy Rosby
My Muse Caught Me in the Toilet

My Muse Caught Me in the Toilet

Other times she catches me shopping or when I’m about to sleep
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JM Miana
How to Utilize and Master Topic Tags: Tag, You’re It!

How to Utilize and Master Topic Tags: Tag, You’re It!

Get more eyes and reads on your hard work
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Sarah Paris
Wake Up At 5 AM Crash Course

Wake Up At 5 AM Crash Course

For enhancing your life
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Pretheesh Presannan
You Were So Ugly as a Baby I Cried

You Were So Ugly as a Baby I Cried

Mom’s words, not mine
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Carly Clevenger
The Oedipus Ancestry Test Will Help You Avoid Sleeping With Your Mother

The Oedipus Ancestry Test Will Help You Avoid Sleeping With Your Mo...

You simply cannot have contact with your mother again if you want to avoid the prophecy
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Ryan Fan
Five Things I Hate About Facebook Marketplace This Week

Five Things I Hate About Facebook Marketplace This Week

Can you deliver?
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Sara Becker
Quarantine Advice From Disney Princesses

Quarantine Advice From Disney Princesses

Tips from the ladies who were socially distancing before it was cool
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Emma Clarke
The Aluminum Linings of Covid-19

The Aluminum Linings of Covid-19

You live and learn, but sometimes not all that much
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David Milgrim
Can’t You See that Crawfish, Shrimp, Lobsters, and Crabs are Bugs?

Can’t You See that Crawfish, Shrimp, Lobsters, and Crabs are Bugs?

This is the question I asked my seafood-eating friend
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Audrey Malone
What would Einstein Wear?

What would Einstein Wear?

How to jumpstart your productivity
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Amy Culberg
Where Are You Going to, My Lovely, Now That You’re No Longer Head?

Where Are You Going to, My Lovely, Now That You’re No Longer Head?

No more posting messages on social media
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Caroline de Braganza
Teacher Blocks Sites on School Computers to Stop Students From Submitting Assignments

Teacher Blocks Sites on School Computers to Stop Students From Subm...

Finally, Jones could grade the three months of assignments he had to catch up on for all 130 of his students
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Ryan Fan
How Shortcuts Hijacked My Pride

How Shortcuts Hijacked My Pride

My boss warned me but I had to learn the hard way
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Jean Campbell
The Pioneer Contessa: How to Make Creamy Ranch Mac and Cheese

The Pioneer Contessa: How to Make Creamy Ranch Mac and Cheese

Perfect for those with a carbohydrate deficiency or who have just given up.
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Ed Ergenzinger
We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Prairie Dresses

We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Prairie Dresses

We stink enough as it is already!
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Marilyn Flower
How the World’s Greatest Documentary Can Lend You Guidance

How the World’s Greatest Documentary Can Lend You Guidance

Spoiler alert: The “documentary” is Game of Thrones
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Sarah Paris
How Pedestrian

How Pedestrian

Seriously. I’m not going to hit you
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Quasimodo
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