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Kristen Stark

Jul 1

Will the Nazi GOP Come for Me?

Calculating my survival odds in a poem

Jean Campbell

Jul 1

Are You New to Medium? Let Me Show You the Ins and Outs!

Even the old-timers can learn something

J.J. Pryor

Jul 1

“The Buffalo Are Here. They Want Their Sauce Back.”

Dear Granny Mary on socially awkward confrontations

Gary Chapin

Jun 30

Susan’s Shit-Talking Electronics

Appliance yentas

Mark Eric Cohen

Jun 30

Problem Dogs in the Dog Days of Summer

Joys, trials and tribulations of a dog trainer

Carol Lennox

Jun 30

When She Broke The Beer Bottle On The Bar, It Was Time To Go

Sissy wanted to beat her ass

Toni Crowe

Jun 30

I Voted! Either I Rocked the Vote Or the Vote Rocked Me

My first time voting was an extravagant affair

Jadyn Mardy

Jun 30

Capitolstock

The true story of the January 6th festival of peace and love

David Martin

Jun 29

Cassidy Repents

I lie and lie and lie

T. Kent Jones

Jun 29

A Grumpy Old Guy Has Opinions About “Don’t Say Gay”and More

America flunks education, again

John Werth

Jun 29

Could Your Signature Be a Penis?

Sometimes a penis is a vagina

Amy Sea

Jun 29

Secret Mystic Dharma of Ecstatic Soul-Joy Sun Tea

24 steps to liquid celestial pulchritude

Andrew Rodwin

Jun 29

Yanks on Holiday

A parody of the General Prologue from “The Canterbury Tales”

Walter Bowne

Jun 28

Best Restaurants in Baltimore for Dinner with Cassidy Hutchinson

Making the most of a romantic evening

Hewlett Patterson Linkwater

Jun 28

How to Place That Clickable Image We’ve Been Pestering You About

Audience development links, three box-linked MuddyUm stories, and now this?!?!?

BOFace

Jun 28

Is that a Republican in your Uterus or Are You Unhappy to See Me?

The real motivation behind the SCOTUS decision revealed

Marilyn Flower

Jun 28

Bringing Your Mad Online Dating Skills into the Real World

And thinking they would work any better

Robert Hoffman

Jun 28

Start Telling Everyone the Things They Need to Stop Doing Immediately

Don’t ever fucking tell me what not to do

Hogan Torah

Jun 28

I Stream, Therefore I Must Pay

Remember when watching TV was free?

Janie Emaus

Jun 28

I Can’t Believe You Thought I Was Fine When I Told You I Was Fine

You obviously don’t know how to listen.

Kristine Laco

Jun 28

Why Family Vacations Are So Boring

And how to get out of them

Philip Ogley

Jun 28

Updates to TSA Procedural Manual

New regulations for pre-born passengers

Tom Navratil

Jun 28

Women, Here Is How to Celebrate Your Lack of Rights

An important day like today deserves some extra attention

Allison E Peteka

Jun 27

Writer’s Stalk Newsletter Edition 5

Our agency motto is we will find you

Carol Lennox

Jun 27

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Welcome to Our Airbnb! Pay No Mind to the Sweet Old Lady and Her Slurs

Will the Nazi GOP Come for Me?

Are You New to Medium? Let Me Show You the Ins and Outs!

“The Buffalo Are Here. They Want Their Sauce Back.”

Susan’s Shit-Talking Electronics

Problem Dogs in the Dog Days of Summer

When She Broke The Beer Bottle On The Bar, It Was Time To Go

I Voted! Either I Rocked the Vote Or the Vote Rocked Me

Capitolstock

Cassidy Repents

A Grumpy Old Guy Has Opinions About “Don’t Say Gay”and More

Could Your Signature Be a Penis?

Secret Mystic Dharma of Ecstatic Soul-Joy Sun Tea

Yanks on Holiday

Best Restaurants in Baltimore for Dinner with Cassidy Hutchinson

How to Place That Clickable Image We’ve Been Pestering You About

Is that a Republican in your Uterus or Are You Unhappy to See Me?

Bringing Your Mad Online Dating Skills into the Real World

Start Telling Everyone the Things They Need to Stop Doing Immediately

I Stream, Therefore I Must Pay

I Can’t Believe You Thought I Was Fine When I Told You I Was Fine

Why Family Vacations Are So Boring

Updates to TSA Procedural Manual

Women, Here Is How to Celebrate Your Lack of Rights

Writer’s Stalk Newsletter Edition 5