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  • Calculating Captions

    Calculating Captions

    The science of a funny gag line
    Go to the profile of David Milgrim
    David Milgrim
    Jan 19
    Man Claims He Was Dressed as Mr. Mistoffelees from Cats, Not Antifa

    Man Claims He Was Dressed as Mr. Mistoffelees from Cats, Not Antifa

    Says he only sings in the key of ‘fa’
    Go to the profile of Gwen Summers
    Gwen Summers
    Jan 19
    Just Perfect: Brown Tree Snakes Keep Getting Smarter

    Just Perfect: Brown Tree Snakes Keep Getting Smarter

    “Tired of these mf’n snakes,” - a Micronesian Starling, probably
    Go to the profile of Julis Rei
    Julis Rei
    Jan 19
    Trying hard to understand the minds of the Always-Trumpers.

    Trying hard to understand the minds of the Always-Trumpers.

    Could disgust and anger provide some common ground?
    Go to the profile of David Milgrim
    David Milgrim
    Jan 19
    A Holiday Worth Celebrating

    A Holiday Worth Celebrating

    It’s National Popcorn Day, and boy do we need it
    Go to the profile of Jill Ebstein
    Jill Ebstein
    Jan 19
    Peering Through Curtains

    Peering Through Curtains

    an idler’s tale
    Go to the profile of John King
    John King
    Jan 19
    The Political Pulse

    The Political Pulse

    In a world of fake news, we bring you The Real Dirt
    Go to the profile of Rachael Ann Sand
    Rachael Ann Sand
    Jan 18
    Come Say That to My Face — Mask

    Come Say That to My Face — Mask

    Why I’ll keep wearing a mask when the pandemic is over
    Go to the profile of Dorothy Rosby
    Dorothy Rosby
    Jan 18
    My Muse Caught Me in the Toilet

    My Muse Caught Me in the Toilet

    Other times she catches me shopping or when I’m about to sleep
    Go to the profile of JM Miana
    JM Miana
    Jan 18
    How to Utilize and Master Topic Tags: Tag, You’re It!

    How to Utilize and Master Topic Tags: Tag, You’re It!

    Get more eyes and reads on your hard work
    Go to the profile of Sarah Paris
    Sarah Paris
    Jan 18
    Wake Up At 5 AM Crash Course

    Wake Up At 5 AM Crash Course

    For enhancing your life
    Go to the profile of Pretheesh Presannan
    Pretheesh Presannan
    Jan 17
    You Were So Ugly as a Baby I Cried

    You Were So Ugly as a Baby I Cried

    Mom’s words, not mine
    Go to the profile of Carly Clevenger
    Carly Clevenger
    Jan 17
    The Oedipus Ancestry Test Will Help You Avoid Sleeping With Your Mother

    The Oedipus Ancestry Test Will Help You Avoid Sleeping With Your Mo...

    You simply cannot have contact with your mother again if you want to avoid the prophecy
    Go to the profile of Ryan Fan
    Ryan Fan
    Jan 17
    Five Things I Hate About Facebook Marketplace This Week

    Five Things I Hate About Facebook Marketplace This Week

    Can you deliver?
    Go to the profile of Sara Becker
    Sara Becker
    Jan 17
    Quarantine Advice From Disney Princesses

    Quarantine Advice From Disney Princesses

    Tips from the ladies who were socially distancing before it was cool
    Go to the profile of Emma Clarke
    Emma Clarke
    Jan 17
    The Aluminum Linings of Covid-19

    The Aluminum Linings of Covid-19

    You live and learn, but sometimes not all that much
    Go to the profile of David Milgrim
    David Milgrim
    Jan 17
    Can’t You See that Crawfish, Shrimp, Lobsters, and Crabs are Bugs?

    Can’t You See that Crawfish, Shrimp, Lobsters, and Crabs are Bugs?

    This is the question I asked my seafood-eating friend
    Go to the profile of Audrey Malone
    Audrey Malone
    Jan 17
    What would Einstein Wear?

    What would Einstein Wear?

    How to jumpstart your productivity
    Go to the profile of Amy Culberg
    Amy Culberg
    Jan 17
    Where Are You Going to, My Lovely, Now That You’re No Longer Head?

    Where Are You Going to, My Lovely, Now That You’re No Longer Head?

    No more posting messages on social media
    Go to the profile of Caroline de Braganza
    Caroline de Braganza
    Jan 17
    Teacher Blocks Sites on School Computers to Stop Students From Submitting Assignments

    Teacher Blocks Sites on School Computers to Stop Students From Subm...

    Finally, Jones could grade the three months of assignments he had to catch up on for all 130 of his students
    Go to the profile of Ryan Fan
    Ryan Fan
    Jan 17
    How Shortcuts Hijacked My Pride

    How Shortcuts Hijacked My Pride

    My boss warned me but I had to learn the hard way
    Go to the profile of Jean Campbell
    Jean Campbell
    Jan 17
    The Pioneer Contessa: How to Make Creamy Ranch Mac and Cheese

    The Pioneer Contessa: How to Make Creamy Ranch Mac and Cheese

    Perfect for those with a carbohydrate deficiency or who have just given up.
    Go to the profile of Ed Ergenzinger
    Ed Ergenzinger
    Jan 17
    We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Prairie Dresses

    We Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Prairie Dresses

    We stink enough as it is already!
    Go to the profile of Marilyn Flower
    Marilyn Flower
    Jan 17
    How the World’s Greatest Documentary Can Lend You Guidance

    How the World’s Greatest Documentary Can Lend You Guidance

    Spoiler alert: The “documentary” is Game of Thrones
    Go to the profile of Sarah Paris
    Sarah Paris
    Jan 16
    How Pedestrian

    How Pedestrian

    Seriously. I’m not going to hit you
    Go to the profile of Quasimodo
    Quasimodo
    Jan 16
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