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  • Welcome to Our Airbnb! Pay No Mind to the Sweet Old Lady and Her Slurs

    Welcome to Our Airbnb! Pay No Mind to the Sweet Old Lady and Her Slurs

    Auntie Rose will keep to herself in the guest room
    Go to the profile of Kristen Stark
    Kristen Stark
    Jul 1
    Will the Nazi GOP Come for Me?

    Will the Nazi GOP Come for Me?

    Calculating my survival odds in a poem
    Go to the profile of Jean Campbell
    Jean Campbell
    Jul 1
    Are You New to Medium? Let Me Show You the Ins and Outs!

    Are You New to Medium? Let Me Show You the Ins and Outs!

    Even the old-timers can learn something
    Go to the profile of J.J. Pryor
    J.J. Pryor
    Jul 1
    “The Buffalo Are Here. They Want Their Sauce Back.”

    “The Buffalo Are Here. They Want Their Sauce Back.”

    Dear Granny Mary on socially awkward confrontations
    Go to the profile of Gary Chapin
    Gary Chapin
    Jun 30
    Susan’s Shit-Talking Electronics

    Susan’s Shit-Talking Electronics

    Appliance yentas
    Go to the profile of Mark Eric Cohen
    Mark Eric Cohen
    Jun 30
    Problem Dogs in the Dog Days of Summer

    Problem Dogs in the Dog Days of Summer

    Joys, trials and tribulations of a dog trainer
    Go to the profile of Carol Lennox
    Carol Lennox
    Jun 30
    When She Broke The Beer Bottle On The Bar, It Was Time To Go

    When She Broke The Beer Bottle On The Bar, It Was Time To Go

    Sissy wanted to beat her ass
    Go to the profile of Toni Crowe
    Toni Crowe
    Jun 30
    I Voted! Either I Rocked the Vote Or the Vote Rocked Me

    I Voted! Either I Rocked the Vote Or the Vote Rocked Me

    My first time voting was an extravagant affair
    Go to the profile of Jadyn Mardy
    Jadyn Mardy
    Jun 30
    Capitolstock

    Capitolstock

    The true story of the January 6th festival of peace and love
    Go to the profile of David Martin
    David Martin
    Jun 29
    Cassidy Repents

    Cassidy Repents

    I lie and lie and lie
    Go to the profile of T. Kent Jones
    T. Kent Jones
    Jun 29
    A Grumpy Old Guy Has Opinions About “Don’t Say Gay”and More

    A Grumpy Old Guy Has Opinions About “Don’t Say Gay”and More

    America flunks education, again
    Go to the profile of John Werth
    John Werth
    Jun 29
    Could Your Signature Be a Penis?

    Could Your Signature Be a Penis?

    Sometimes a penis is a vagina
    Go to the profile of Amy Sea
    Amy Sea
    Jun 29
    Secret Mystic Dharma of Ecstatic Soul-Joy Sun Tea

    Secret Mystic Dharma of Ecstatic Soul-Joy Sun Tea

    24 steps to liquid celestial pulchritude
    Go to the profile of Andrew Rodwin
    Andrew Rodwin
    Jun 29
    Yanks on Holiday

    Yanks on Holiday

    A parody of the General Prologue from “The Canterbury Tales”
    Go to the profile of Walter Bowne
    Walter Bowne
    Jun 28
    Best Restaurants in Baltimore for Dinner with Cassidy Hutchinson

    Best Restaurants in Baltimore for Dinner with Cassidy Hutchinson

    Making the most of a romantic evening
    Go to the profile of Hewlett Patterson Linkwater
    Hewlett Patterson Linkwater
    Jun 28
    How to Place That Clickable Image We’ve Been Pestering You About

    How to Place That Clickable Image We’ve Been Pestering You About

    Audience development links, three box-linked MuddyUm stories, and now this?!?!?
    Go to the profile of BOFace
    BOFace
    Jun 28
    Is that a Republican in your Uterus or Are You Unhappy to See Me?

    Is that a Republican in your Uterus or Are You Unhappy to See Me?

    The real motivation behind the SCOTUS decision revealed
    Go to the profile of Marilyn Flower
    Marilyn Flower
    Jun 28
    Bringing Your Mad Online Dating Skills into the Real World

    Bringing Your Mad Online Dating Skills into the Real World

    And thinking they would work any better
    Go to the profile of Robert Hoffman
    Robert Hoffman
    Jun 28
    Start Telling Everyone the Things They Need to Stop Doing Immediately

    Start Telling Everyone the Things They Need to Stop Doing Immediately

    Don’t ever fucking tell me what not to do
    Go to the profile of Hogan Torah
    Hogan Torah
    Jun 28
    I Stream, Therefore I Must Pay

    I Stream, Therefore I Must Pay

    Remember when watching TV was free?
    Go to the profile of Janie Emaus
    Janie Emaus
    Jun 28
    I Can’t Believe You Thought I Was Fine When I Told You I Was Fine

    I Can’t Believe You Thought I Was Fine When I Told You I Was Fine

    You obviously don’t know how to listen.
    Go to the profile of Kristine Laco
    Kristine Laco
    Jun 28
    Why Family Vacations Are So Boring

    Why Family Vacations Are So Boring

    And how to get out of them
    Go to the profile of Philip Ogley
    Philip Ogley
    Jun 28
    Updates to TSA Procedural Manual

    Updates to TSA Procedural Manual

    New regulations for pre-born passengers
    Go to the profile of Tom Navratil
    Tom Navratil
    Jun 28
    Women, Here Is How to Celebrate Your Lack of Rights

    Women, Here Is How to Celebrate Your Lack of Rights

    An important day like today deserves some extra attention
    Go to the profile of Allison E Peteka
    Allison E Peteka
    Jun 27
    Writer’s Stalk Newsletter Edition 5

    Writer’s Stalk Newsletter Edition 5

    Our agency motto is we will find you
    Go to the profile of Carol Lennox
    Carol Lennox
    Jun 27
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