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Zen With Bubba Catfish
Zen With Bubba Catfish
You’re Not That Bad
Big Bob Harper
Mar 29
I Just Returned From *the Most* Expensive Trip
I Just Returned From *the Most* Expensive Trip
And I don’t want to brag, but I’m probably going back tomorrow
Kate Brennan
Mar 29
My Unwelcome Surprise in a Pit Toilet
My Unwelcome Surprise in a Pit Toilet
Something you don’t want to see while squatting
MaryJo Wagner
Mar 29
Why We Should Ride Donkeys Like Jesus Did
Why We Should Ride Donkeys Like Jesus Did
The perfect solution to global warming and malaise
Trisha Ready
Mar 29
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your April Writing Prompts
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your April Writing Prompts
Keep my name out of your theme park
T. Kent Jones
Mar 28
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Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your April Writing Prompts
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your April Writing Prompts
Keep my name out of your theme park
T. Kent Jones
Mar 28
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Healing With Brando
Healing With Brando
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David Milgrim
Mar 27
All I Wanted Was A Bowl of Ramen
All I Wanted Was A Bowl of Ramen
Fast, gosh darn it
Susan Brearley
Mar 25
Trimming the Hedges: Tips to Be a Better Boomer Groomer
Trimming the Hedges: Tips to Be a Better Boomer Groomer
So many hairs, so little time left to live
Rodney Lacroix
Mar 25
Velvet Accent Chair
Velvet Accent Chair
Collection only
Corey Richards
Mar 25
Twenty Electrodes Agree: I Am A Brilliant Medusa
Twenty Electrodes Agree: I Am A Brilliant Medusa
Try it, you’ll like it
Stephanie Wilson
Mar 25
Bracket-Busting March Madness Teams You Should Have Picked
Bracket-Busting March Madness Teams You Should Have Picked
The infinite well of human regret
Andrew Rodwin
Mar 21
Things That Annoyed Me Today
Things That Annoyed Me Today
Facial recognition refused to recognize my lying-down face and things of that nature
Lisa Hides
Mar 22
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Kate Brennan
Mar 20
One-Way Skate to the Eternal Penalty Box — Yes, There’s An App For That
One-Way Skate to the Eternal Penalty Box — Yes, There’s An App For That
Reviews of dead people, brought to you by Yelp Thanatos®
Andrew Rodwin
Mar 19
You Call That Science?
You Call That Science?
Prove it
L. J. Kopf
Mar 19
We’ve Mastered Weaponized Incompetence and the Subtle Art of Strategic Delegation
We’ve Mastered Weaponized Incompetence and the Subtle Art of Strategic Delegation
If at first you don’t succeed, fail several more times
Rodney Lacroix
Mar 18
My Food’s Children’s Children Had Children
My Food’s Children’s Children Had Children
My pantry is having a population explosion
Stephanie Wilson
Mar 18
What Happens When You Boot Grammarly From Your Writing — Hint, It’s Not Pretty
What Happens When You Boot Grammarly From Your Writing — Hint, It’s Not Pretty
Thank Autocorrect for becoming a small dictatorship
Jadyn
Mar 17
From The Little Book Of Death Before Life
From The Little Book Of Death Before Life
Parts 4 & 5
David Milgrim
Mar 14
As We Celebrate The Freedom of Way Too Much Information Act
As We Celebrate The Freedom of Way Too Much Information Act
I’d like to toast to Andrea’s sciatica and Jeremy’s umbilical hernia
Stephanie Wilson
Mar 11
No Kids, More Fun: Nine Renovation Ideas for the Adventurous Empty Nester
No Kids, More Fun: Nine Renovation Ideas for the Adventurous Empty Nester
When the mice are away, the cats will play as long as they aren’t too tired
Rodney Lacroix
Mar 7
We Admitted We Were Powerless Over Latvian Teenagers Shredding Our Passwords
We Admitted We Were Powerless Over Latvian Teenagers Shredding Our Passwords
Research update from a twelve-step authentication program
Andrew Rodwin
Mar 5
Mom, Why is That Woman Mad?
Mom, Why is That Woman Mad?
Resting think face and middle-age
Amy Sea
Mar 1
Things That Annoyed Me Today
Things That Annoyed Me Today
Cutting open a bag that was actually a Ziplock and things of that nature
Lisa Hides
Feb 28
Two Snow Men Talk About Their Vitamin D Deficiency
Two Snow Men Talk About Their Vitamin D Deficiency
Here comes the sun
T. Kent Jones
Feb 27
You’re Getting Sleepy
You’re Getting Sleepy
Please Don’t Wake Me
L. J. Kopf
Feb 26
Bipedalism Makes Me Forget People’s Names
Bipedalism Makes Me Forget People’s Names
Walking’s negative effect on long-term memory
Stephanie Wilson
Feb 26
Shi*shewana, Indiana
Shi*shewana, Indiana
Actually it’s Shipshewana and we need to talk, Tyler
T. Kent Jones
Feb 22
Four Pinterest Recipe Background Stories We Wouldn’t Skip Over
Four Pinterest Recipe Background Stories We Wouldn’t Skip Over
Scroll down for the recipe after reading six chapters about grandpa’s addiction to foot cream
Rodney Lacroix
Feb 22
Reasons I Hate Going Into the Office
Reasons I Hate Going Into the Office
Just let me pretend to do my work like god intended
Lisa Hides
Feb 21
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