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Warning: Traffic Alerts Ahead
Warning: Traffic Alerts Ahead
My unscientific observations of car owners and their driving habits
Heather Bessinger
Apr 22
Help, My Car Thinks It’s More Than Just a Volvo
Help, My Car Thinks It’s More Than Just a Volvo
In the Tesco car park, David’s Volvo ponders life beyond the white lines
Corey John Richards
Apr 22
All I Wanted Was A Cup of Earl Grey Tea
All I Wanted Was A Cup of Earl Grey Tea
In search of the perfect cuppa
Susan Brearley
Apr 22
Do Not Get Caught Between Two Men and A Dog
Do Not Get Caught Between Two Men and A Dog
Make dog not war
Amy Sea
Apr 22
Dental Flossing Is Pro-Social Behavior, But Teeth Want It On The Down-Low
Dental Flossing Is Pro-Social Behavior, But Teeth Want It On The Down-Low
Flossing is a public good
Stephanie Wilson
Apr 22
Timeless
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your April Writing Prompts
Chronos, the God of Time, Has Your April Writing Prompts
Keep my name out of your theme park
T. Kent Jones
Mar 28
Recently Boosted
Walking Made Easy
Walking Made Easy
Little equipment needed
Neil Offen
Apr 19
My Wife Has Been Watching Dog Rescue Videos
My Wife Has Been Watching Dog Rescue Videos
Hank is such a good boy
T. Kent Jones
Apr 19
Disadvantages of the Aging Process
Disadvantages of the Aging Process
Old BOF instructs you with coping mechanisms and inspiration
BOFace
Apr 17
Care and Feeding of Your New Pet Yeast
Care and Feeding of Your New Pet Yeast
Your handy guide to the yeast common denominator
Andrew Rodwin
Apr 16
The Method ASMR Artist Goes To Starbucks
The Method ASMR Artist Goes To Starbucks
*clears throat* *whispers* *tsks* *shh*
Lora Straub Brocone
Apr 15
Ode To My Co-Pilot On Our Way To The Airport
Ode To My Co-Pilot On Our Way To The Airport
When I drive, you drive but verbally so and with generous specificity
Stephanie Wilson
Apr 15
Lost in Translation: Kids, Calamity, and Communication Contradictions
Lost in Translation: Kids, Calamity, and Communication Contradictions
Do as I say, not as what you think I said
Rodney Lacroix
Apr 15
Eating Made Easy
Eating Made Easy
More flavanols, fewer Omega-2s
Neil Offen
Apr 12
Oh Guitar, How I Admire Your Dust Bunnies
Oh Guitar, How I Admire Your Dust Bunnies
Play me that tune, or don’t
Stephanie Wilson
Apr 11
Mindful or Full Mind?
Mindful or Full Mind?
Show Me the Way to Go Om
L. J. Kopf
Apr 11
Someone Wants Me to Buy a Ficus Named Audrey
Someone Wants Me to Buy a Ficus Named Audrey
I only want one if I can name it myself
Rosalie Berg
Apr 11
On the Unfortunate Ease Of Not Looking Within
On the Unfortunate Ease Of Not Looking Within
And the temptations of distraction
David Milgrim
Apr 9
The Price of Ignoring Mom and Messing With the Big Guy
The Price of Ignoring Mom and Messing With the Big Guy
A cautionary tale about Mom’s prophetic powers and Divine Intervention
Rodney Lacroix
Apr 8
Brother Cheddar and Brother Colby Praise Sweet Cheeses
Brother Cheddar and Brother Colby Praise Sweet Cheeses
Take a holy dive into the fondue of faith
Jim Mercurio
Apr 6
Feely Vs. Thinky Neurons In Their Epic Battle For Control
Feely Vs. Thinky Neurons In Their Epic Battle For Control
And the winner is…
David Milgrim
Apr 3
What Will You Be Drinking Tonight?
What Will You Be Drinking Tonight?
Perhaps a 2007 Slovakian Gamay or Gamay not?
Neil Offen
Apr 3
Healing With Brando
Healing With Brando
Parts 1–4: Let’s Get To Work
David Milgrim
Mar 27
All I Wanted Was A Bowl of Ramen
All I Wanted Was A Bowl of Ramen
Fast, gosh darn it
Susan Brearley
Mar 25
Trimming the Hedges: Tips to Be a Better Boomer Groomer
Trimming the Hedges: Tips to Be a Better Boomer Groomer
So many hairs, so little time left to live
Rodney Lacroix
Mar 25
Velvet Accent Chair
Velvet Accent Chair
Collection only
Corey John Richards
Mar 25
Twenty Electrodes Agree: I Am A Brilliant Medusa
Twenty Electrodes Agree: I Am A Brilliant Medusa
Try it, you’ll like it
Stephanie Wilson
Mar 25
Bracket-Busting March Madness Teams You Should Have Picked
Bracket-Busting March Madness Teams You Should Have Picked
The infinite well of human regret
Andrew Rodwin
Mar 21
Things That Annoyed Me Today
Things That Annoyed Me Today
Facial recognition refused to recognize my lying-down face and things of that nature
Lisa Hides
Mar 22
Your Login Attempt Failed
Your Login Attempt Failed
Your recovery information was sent to Friendster
Kate Brennan
Mar 20
One-Way Skate to the Eternal Penalty Box — Yes, There’s An App For That
One-Way Skate to the Eternal Penalty Box — Yes, There’s An App For That
Reviews of dead people, brought to you by Yelp Thanatos®
Andrew Rodwin
Mar 19
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