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Secret Mystic Dharma of Ecstatic Soul-Joy Sun Tea

Secret Mystic Dharma of Ecstatic Soul-Joy Sun Tea

24 steps to liquid celestial pulchritude
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Andrew Rodwin
Yanks on Holiday

Yanks on Holiday

A parody of the General Prologue from “The Canterbury Tales”
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Walter Bowne
Best Restaurants in Baltimore for Dinner with Cassidy Hutchinson

Best Restaurants in Baltimore for Dinner with Cassidy Hutchinson

Making the most of a romantic evening
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Hewlett Patterson Linkwater
How to Place That Clickable Image We’ve Been Pestering You About

How to Place That Clickable Image We’ve Been Pestering You About

Audience development links, three box-linked MuddyUm stories, and now this?!?!?
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BOFace
Is that a Republican in your Uterus or Are You Unhappy to See Me?

Is that a Republican in your Uterus or Are You Unhappy to See Me?

The real motivation behind the SCOTUS decision revealed
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Marilyn Flower
Bringing Your Mad Online Dating Skills into the Real World

Bringing Your Mad Online Dating Skills into the Real World

And thinking they would work any better
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Robert Hoffman
Start Telling Everyone the Things They Need to Stop Doing Immediately

Start Telling Everyone the Things They Need to Stop Doing Immediately

Don’t ever fucking tell me what not to do
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Hogan Torah
I Stream, Therefore I Must Pay

I Stream, Therefore I Must Pay

Remember when watching TV was free?
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Janie Emaus
I Can’t Believe You Thought I Was Fine When I Told You I Was Fine

I Can’t Believe You Thought I Was Fine When I Told You I Was Fine

You obviously don’t know how to listen.
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Kristine Laco
Why Family Vacations Are So Boring

Why Family Vacations Are So Boring

And how to get out of them
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Philip Ogley
Updates to TSA Procedural Manual

Updates to TSA Procedural Manual

New regulations for pre-born passengers
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Tom Navratil
Women, Here Is How to Celebrate Your Lack of Rights

Women, Here Is How to Celebrate Your Lack of Rights

An important day like today deserves some extra attention
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Allison E Peteka
Writer’s Stalk Newsletter Edition 5

Writer’s Stalk Newsletter Edition 5

Our agency motto is we will find you
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Carol Lennox
The Sommelier Saboteur

The Sommelier Saboteur

Revenge is a dish best quaffed cold
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Samuel Sullivan
Left to Their Own Devices, Men Will Twiddle With Their Dicks and Wonder What’s in the Fridge

Left to Their Own Devices, Men Will Twiddle With Their Dicks and Wo...

And other things women should know about the weaker sex
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Malky McEwan
You're In Business With An African Prince? Good Luck With That

You're In Business With An African Prince? Good Luck With That

Sometimes you need to just say NO
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Toni Crowe
Out With the Mansplainers, in With the Womansplainers

Out With the Mansplainers, in With the Womansplainers

Houston, we’ve got a solution
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Amy Sea
What Do You Mean Your Parents Still Wipe Your Butt?

What Do You Mean Your Parents Still Wipe Your Butt?

You’re almost old enough to get a job
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Toni Crowe
Three Mostly Cruelty-Free Improvised Scenes with Me and T. Kent Jones

Three Mostly Cruelty-Free Improvised Scenes with Me and T. Kent Jones

Cause every great one-liner deserves an honorable or outrageous setup
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Marilyn Flower
Ha! I’m a Gun and You’re Not!

Ha! I’m a Gun and You’re Not!

Suck on that, people with wombs!
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Sara Zadrima
Refund? No Problem! 1) Go Back in Time. 2) Squish a Butterfly.

Refund? No Problem! 1) Go Back in Time. 2) Squish a Butterfly.

Get vaccinated against Auto Renewal with Auto Cancel®
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Andrew Rodwin
Date Night Goes to the Dogs

Date Night Goes to the Dogs

Your fancy edible underwear cost how much?
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Elle Fredine
The Moderna Booster Killed My Inflatable Sex Doll

The Moderna Booster Killed My Inflatable Sex Doll

Remembering our final week together
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Hewlett Patterson Linkwater
“Holy Shit! We Have to Do Something?”

“Holy Shit! We Have to Do Something?”

Frida Katlo reverses herself
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Gary Chapin
Supreme Court Says Men Must Stick Their Penises into Nearest Dryer Vent Whenever They Ejaculate

Supreme Court Says Men Must Stick Their Penises into Nearest Dryer ...

Bizarro World offers alternative view of how pregnancy occurs
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Amy Sea
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