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The Medium Writer’s Challenge for 2022 Announced
The Medium Writer’s Challenge for 2022 Announced
All new categories to inspire you
Kristine Laco
Oct 17
Aren’t You Whiny Old Farts Used to Losing By Now?
Aren’t You Whiny Old Farts Used to Losing By Now?
But who kvetched best?
Hogan Torah
Oct 17
I’m a Puzzle
I’m a Puzzle
Why the fuck do you want to hang me on the wall?
Kristine Laco
Oct 17
A Table for One
A Table for One
This way for cremation
Barry Knister
Oct 17
Krysten Sinema- The Arizonian Candidate
Krysten Sinema- The Arizonian Candidate
We Ain’t Buying the Gas Station in Florida Story Darlin’
Sam Miller
Oct 17
The First Writing I Published Online Became The First Internet Meme
The First Writing I Published Online Became The First Internet Meme
The Legend of The Bloodninja text logs
Hogan Torah
Oct 15
Is Grammarly Dealing Drugs?
Is Grammarly Dealing Drugs?
An emoji told me this article is brilliant
Amy Sea
Oct 15
I Became Vegetarian to Spite my Father, and Now I’m Taking a Marginal Step Towards Curbing Climate…
I Became Vegetarian to Spite my Father, and Now I’m Taking a Margin...
One small step for me — an even smaller step for humankind
James Tierney
Oct 15
With A Shot
With A Shot
How Starbucks keeps gun-related incidents to a minimum
David Martin
Oct 15
Reentering the Space of Death with Some Work
Reentering the Space of Death with Some Work
MWC — Behind the scene — sort of
Smillew Rahcuef
Oct 15
I Won The Medium Contest, But I Declined
I Won The Medium Contest, But I Declined
Winning in all four categories seemed inequitable, and I told Ev so
Bebe Nicholson
Oct 15
Neighbor’s Gutteral Scream Restores Balance
Neighbor’s Gutteral Scream Restores Balance
Trouble in paradise is good for all
Amy Sea
Oct 15
Grandma, Tell Me About the Good Ole Days On Medium
Grandma, Tell Me About the Good Ole Days On Medium
Is it true? Did money just rain down from the sky?
Betsy Denson
Oct 15
That’s Why the Lady Is a Boss
That’s Why the Lady Is a Boss
Happy Boss’s Day Susan Brearley
Carol Lennox
Oct 15
It’s Boss’s Day in the USA
It’s Boss’s Day in the USA
We appreciate the hell outta Cap’n Susan B today and every day
Holly Holy
Oct 15
5 Ways to Get a Better Obituary
5 Ways to Get a Better Obituary
You may even get some good press BEFORE you’re dead
Mark Armstrong
Oct 15
Herding Cats
Herding Cats
What bosses go through
Lucia Siochi
Oct 15
The Day Of The Boss
The Day Of The Boss
Acknowledging a captain who deserves it
Sara Zadrima
Oct 15
9 to 5 Song Parody
9 to 5 Song Parody
Susan B is our Dolly
Amy Sea
Oct 15
Lucky To Find A Mentor Like Susan
Lucky To Find A Mentor Like Susan
She’s a darling! She’s our captain! She’s a fae!
Anu Anniah
Oct 15
My Husband Is Married To An Alien
My Husband Is Married To An Alien
You may be one, too!
Janie Emaus
Oct 14
Parodies of Two Classic Neil Diamond Songs
Parodies of Two Classic Neil Diamond Songs
Holly Holy’s MuddyUm Serenade for Boss’s Day, 10/15/2021
Holly Holy
Oct 14
My Medium Writers’ Challenge Award-Winning Personal Essay
My Medium Writers’ Challenge Award-Winning Personal Essay
Please ensure Ms. Portman reads this
Patrick Metzger
Oct 14
Bring Your Whole Self to Work, Unless You’re an Asshole
Bring Your Whole Self to Work, Unless You’re an Asshole
It Doesn’t Matter Who You Are, Where You’re From
Samantha Gassman
Oct 14
Natalie Portman! Can I Tell Everyone You Read My MWC Contest Story?
Natalie Portman! Can I Tell Everyone You Read My MWC Contest Story?
As a MWC judge, did you read my MWC story yet?
BichoDoMato
Oct 14
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