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We Don’t Need Motors, We Just Need a Helluva Lotta Gas
We Don’t Need Motors, We Just Need a Helluva Lotta Gas
Cause we ain’t just fartin’ around, we’re saving our lives and the planet!
Marilyn Flower
May 18
This Bra Could Change Your Life
This Bra Could Change Your Life
Do I get to choose what it changes about my life?
Amy Sea
May 18
My Arm’s Getting Tired
My Arm’s Getting Tired
Gimme my money now
Tom McLaughlin
May 18
What the Witch Medic Quack Order: A Brain Viand Story
What the Witch Medic Quack Order: A Brain Viand Story
Wordle invite U to the medical & body party
Holly J See
May 17
Adios, Papaya Dog
Adios, Papaya Dog
That’s cholesterol, folks
T. Kent Jones
May 17
Free Rent for Attractive Female
Free Rent for Attractive Female
Housing ads, the new way to find a girlfriend
Chelsea Rose
May 17
I Consider Myself An Open-Minded Person — But I Absolutely Hate Androids
I Consider Myself An Open-Minded Person — But I Absolutely Hate And...
At least I don’t have a phone that can explode on me.
Ryan Fan
May 17
Age Is Just a Number
Age Is Just a Number
And if you believe that I’ve got a bridge
Mark Eric Cohen
May 17
Nude Mimicry of Tigers Prohibited
Nude Mimicry of Tigers Prohibited
There’s always someone to ruin it for everyone else
Tom McLaughlin
May 17
Top 7 Sex Things You Can Say During A Dinner Party
Top 7 Sex Things You Can Say During A Dinner Party
Open wide
Adam Robinson
May 17
The 5 People You’ll Meet On Facebook Marketplace
The 5 People You’ll Meet On Facebook Marketplace
Get to know your five new best friends
Michael Savio
May 16
Local Man Vowing to Never Be Like Parents Appalled He Looks Like Them
Local Man Vowing to Never Be Like Parents Appalled He Looks Like Them
Turner is looking into plastic surgery to show he’ll be different
Ryan Fan
May 16
An Honest RSVP
An Honest RSVP
From the guest from hell
David Martin
May 16
Seeking Functional Sociopath to Raise Holy Hell
Seeking Functional Sociopath to Raise Holy Hell
Must butcher English, dual gun racks a plus
Andrew Rodwin
May 16
Forest Creature Frolics!
Forest Creature Frolics!
Some wild comedy for you
Gary Chapin
May 16
Ask Granny Mary: Call Me “Wrinkles”
Ask Granny Mary: Call Me “Wrinkles”
She’s dead, she’s wise, and you are neither
Gary Chapin
May 15
All Things Must Collapse
All Things Must Collapse
No not my pelvic floor — but I did learn to kegel
BOFace
May 15
Welcome to Team Asteroid
Welcome to Team Asteroid
Join today!
Billy Hartong
May 15
J.K. Rowling Pens Adult Version of Her Popular Hero
J.K. Rowling Pens Adult Version of Her Popular Hero
Meet Gary Rotter, Won, Heidi, and Professor Dreghorn: The alternate reality version of the Wizard World in New York City
Walter Bowne
May 14
i am a rat and i like it like dat
i am a rat and i like it like dat
i’m destined to be contrarian because i was accommodating for far too long
Lara Starsearch
May 14
Neighborhood Man Shunned For Lack of Yard Signs
Neighborhood Man Shunned For Lack of Yard Signs
Diversity of thought in an ultra-liberal enclave
David Asch
May 14
The Groupon Girlfriend
The Groupon Girlfriend
It sounded like fun 2 months ago at 7 am
Hogan Torah
May 14
Does Your Gyno Provide Pasties?
Does Your Gyno Provide Pasties?
How to seamlessly twirl from a gyno faux pas to burlesque
Aimée Gramblin
May 14
Not Your Average Crossing Guard
Not Your Average Crossing Guard
Shady SIGN language
Mark Eric Cohen
May 14
Dribble With the One Who Brung You
Dribble With the One Who Brung You
Don’t start playing an entirely different game at half-time
Carol Lennox
May 13
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